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That’s not some hilarious new euphemism for toilet seats or something, I’m going to actually describe the beach in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

The sand’s a light greyish-​brown. There’s not much in the way of shells, although there are plenty of rocks. Not to say that the beach isn’t soft, because it is. There’s a nice little break where the ocean floor changes elevation and catches the rocks. That is, until the monster waves come in and throw rocks all up everywhere. (I attribute the large waves to the presence of humpback whales mating, by the way)

I did notice a couple strange objects washed up on the beach. They appeared to be two foot circum­ference chunks of red bricks, still held together by mortar. They were worn down into the shape of footballs, but the mortar still held the bricks together. Maybe they were chunks from Mexican Atlantis.
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I rated these songs on how likely I am to listen to them regularly. I own lots of stuff that I never listen to, so I figured this is a good way to rank new music I’ve never heard before. bear’s post here.

“Nights Wave” by Mice Parade, from Bem-​Vinda Vontade

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This is some good stuff. Has kind of an epic feel to it, like the music is telling a story on its own. In my head the video to this is cel-​shaded and features mice of olden tymes going on a crusade against their gods in the name of love.

The musical style reminded me of Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks.

“Get the Girl, Kill the Baddies” by Pop Will Eat Itself, from The Looks or the Lifestyle?

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This song made me want to go fashion some lethal crime-​fighting gadgets and clear the streets of underworld scum. High-​energy and pretty catchy, I liked the piano/​synthesizer deal going on. I’m surprised that no hollywood types have put this song in one of these popular hero movies, but then again that would be a little too obvious and leave linkin park with no job.

No one wants linkin park to go hungry. We don’t need another incident like the Nickelback disaster of ’01.

“Snakes” by Ol’ Dirty Bastard (ft. RZA, Masta Killa, Buddha Monk, and Killah Priest), from Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version

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This song made me sad. Not because I didn’t like it, but because it reminded me of a trend in modern music that I hate. I like music that provokes emotion or obviously has had some thought put into it. Rap like this is outstanding cuz it has a tangible world in it, tells a (nonlinear) story. I used to love the hell out of listening to Busta Rhymes and Kool Keith for the same reason. Unfortunately, most of the popular music in any genre is mindless lyrical repitition and recycled catch­phrases. Crap like Soulja Boy.

I love the “bad bad leroy brown” bit in here, you don’t hear Jim Croce get sampled or quoted too often.

“Cloudy Sky” by The Cardigans, from Emmerdale

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This reminded me of the other Cardigans songs that I’ve heard. Soft and sweet but melancholy, most of which comes from the singer’s beautiful voice. I respect bands that include big string instruments in their music. I think that if I had some long drives to go on, I’d throw some Cardigans on a cd or usb drive to take with me, but a low percentage.

“Pitfalls in Serving Warrants” by Melvins, from Honky

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I need to listen to more Melvins, I think. To me this song was old Pink Floyd + Phish + Iron Butterfly. None of that’s a bad thing, it was very inter­esting to listen to. WOULD LISTEN AGAIN A+++++++