fucked it up

PISSIN ME OFF

I’m still makin that face. Now the rest of my evening will be playing L4D2 and thinking about Uncle Phil. Thanks.

sorry that was me

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

pylon gave someone that chainsaw dick

http://​www​.lmgtfy​.com/​?​q​=​n​y​q​u​i​s​t​+​r​ate

If those sanitation workers saw how arousing it was they’d understand, despite how bad it is for the showers and toilets

stupid as hell.

I’m too young to die.

WHAT? CP?

child porn in derpenology? sick.

wait this doesn’t make sense, just because the died before they were born doesn’t mean they were too young to die. You could be too young to die and still die. YOUR LOGIC DISGUSTS ME

what

HE MAD HE LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD BE A TRANSFORMER BUT HE CAN’T TRANSFORM BECAUSE ONLY JAPANESE CARS CAN TRANSFORM

yeah probably, instead he just kills jews.

I bet he does scat car porn.

Bought candy for myself, used it to uncover two friendly nerve endings in my teeth, and together we defeated an angry ancient pumpkin-​god.

I played the vidya. :I

i worked all night :\

Hello.

I like your site and wanted to know if you would be interested in exchanging blogroll links.

Thanks in advance

I walked with the family, Rob, were you gay for Halloween? Oh, well that doesn’t change anything.

This wouldn’t be so tl; dr if you had a little more spacing between the paragraphs. I’m guessing you failed literature? Reading interest was 0 here.

I heard the version Steven stepped in on wasn’t as good as the original, this coming from a friend who’s seen both.

I went to a rave and made out with a girl from school for several hours. I then got invited into her house and was cock blocked by one of her friends T_​T . FUCK YO LAZER TAG ROB

I’ll lick you.

Saw this movie. It was iight.

What is time made of?

hopped up out the bed
turn mah gay on
took look in the mirror said
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Don’t forget your anti-​rape device!!!

I sure do like sleep. I think the best part of sleep is = dreams that make no sense but still seem so profound. Worst part of sleep is = when I sleep on my arm and it’s all numb and stupid when I wake up.

“THERE MUST BE A MUTANT PERVERTED PYROMANIAC OWL LIVING IN THE ATTIC. He comes down from his nest built of shredded 1980’s Hustlers and kindling to hunt for prey.”

That’s just Rob.

Full Spectrum Warrior. That is all.

YOU GO GIRL

conformity is for… um, conformists, I guess.

can i has oxygen?

ITALIAN
SALAMI DELIGHT
SICILIAN
SALAMI AND CHEESE
CREAM CHEESE AND SALAMI

HOLY SHIT

You were really going to ignore my phone call? :(

ko you’re the coolest. make sure you take pictures.

this video makes me lol every time.

her mind is too full of jesus to remember anything.

i highly recommend a new lunch table with a side of no-​bitches-​allowed, and a light dressing famous in southern italy called
’fuck-​that-​shit’. pardon if my pronun­ciation is wrong.

Why didn’t you let us know how it goes?

what

http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​_​s​a​r​Y​H​0​z​948

You should totally send this shoe a link to cremas​termind​.com and see if it will, perhaps, become an author.
I’m impressed that the shoe’s internet connection is good enough to use facebook, considering how it appears to be part of an under­ground prostitution/​torture organi­zation in cambodia.

Very eloquently stated. My position on “souls” and life after death is nearly exactly the same.

The discon­certing part of this is that others’ memories and experiences of you are almost certainly not the same as your own, due to internal thought processes acting as filters. So, in a way, any peson’s self-​perceived “soul” is at best partial and fragmented after death, and definitely skewed.

This came to mind recently while writing resumes, as the idea of the “invisible resume” was brought to my attention. Basically it’s another name for your “soul” but as it exists while you’re alive. Oftentimes you’ll have no idea what your invisible resume actually consists of, unless you have a very trusted and completely honest friend to tell you how others perceive you.

o hey awesome way to look at it

THAT’S BETTER BUT IT DOESN’T CRUSH MY SOUL AS MUCH

is it just me or does the juxta­po­sition of the face and the rust on that hood look like goatse

Oh hell, now I see it too. Complete with dingle-​dangle.

I love Mike Patton in much the same way. Except for the creepy hermaph­rodite sex thing. Although he did voice on of the personality spheres of glaDOS… hmm.